Uromysitisis

What is Uromysitisis?

A mythical medical condition employed to explain to law enforcement officers as to why you were urinating in public.

"If I don't go when I feel like I have to...I could get Uromysitisis and die!" -- Seinfeld (The Parking Garage), paraphrased

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