Ursula

What is Ursula?


1.

The first name URSULA has Latin origin "ursus", meaning the bear. So everyone getting into fights with an Ursula - be aware, you may tease her for a while, but than she will strike back with all her force.

Saint Ursula, the virgin martyr.

See names, ursula, latin, witches

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a beautiful lady whom people will find the need to hate..also the mother of a short hairy man who will take over the world by 2011

im so Jealous of that damn ursula and her son who is takin over the world

See ursula, royal, bizz, envy

3.

1. POP CULTURE: An Ursula is a "sea-witch" like character, made famous in the "Little Mermaid" movies. Currently, it is a slang term commonly the other woman who is after someone else's mate.

2. DERIVATIVE: The Ursula term typically indicates a manly-looking woman with few to no morals; a self obsessed, vain woman with a narcissistic personality disorder.

Ursulas can only succeed in mating by using trickery and deception.

3. IDENTIFICATION: Ursula women are not attractive without the use of cosmetic devices to improve their appearance (make-up, wigs, falsies, fad diets, platform shoes, plastic surgery). They often copycat the appearance of their rival, mimic, or mock the traits of their competitor (see duck call).

4. ASSOCIATIONS: There is one key to surviving an experience with an Ursula: only slimy eelsand bottom feeders are really capable of associating with Ursulas, so nothing (or no one) of worth is ever truly lost to them.

5. MORAL: Ursula will often trick friends, family, aquaintences and lovers over and over again. No matter what their self-conjured game--they cannot be trusted, ever. It is simply the nature of dealing with Ursulas; expect betrayal.

6. OUTCOME/DESTINY: In the end, eels and Ursulas always lose--they can't help but to secretly hate and betray one another over and over again. They are haggard, miserable women. Their victims usually move on to live happily ever after.

7. All Ursulas are low-class women on an extreme power trip, and are doomed to fail simply because of their own internal ugliness and moral poverty.

8. Ursulas commonly are women bullies; they bullyadults, children, strangers, family members, associates, and co-workers. They are frequently stalkers, and use slander, flamingand libel to defame their victims (rivals).

"No matter what that Ursula might pretend to be on the outside, she is always just an ugly, slimy, fat fishy hagon the inside."

"Blustering about with their own sick interpretation of the universe, the Ursulas manage to exposethemselves to everyone except the ones they are trying to deceive the most. For that reason, they go on with their life feeling as if they are successful, often appearing so at a casual glance, and won't hesitate to inform you of their superiority. If one looks closely, however, they will find the apparent success is simply a facade."

See narcissist, egomaniac, glutton, bully, stalker


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