Uruguayan Smoothie

What is Uruguayan Smoothie?


1.

A girl is sucking your cock in the kitchen, when all of a sudden, to the surprise of you both, you hear the garage door opening. her father has returned from a business trip early! Oh no! Quickly, looking for something to bust into you grab a glass and explode into it. As father walks down the hallway into the kitchen you quickly place the glass in the fridge hiding the evidence. After a long way home from his business trip, the father reaches into the fridge searching for a refreshing beverage.

Dad: "What is this frothy glass of white substance?"

Girl: "It is a Uruguayan smoothie father"

Girl's boyfriend: "I'm Canadian"

See uruguayan, smoothie, jizz, fridge, blow job


77

Random Words:

1. Premature ejaculator If you are a Zarr you can't rely on pulling out as a sound method of Birth Control 2. used for frustration ..
1. it literally means "i'll swear" in local sothern hick. but not swearing as in a curse word. "Well I'll swanee!..
1. i heart u = I love you i<3u a bit, well you know, just about. OK, I just can't stand the sight of you. Get lost. See love, hat..