Uruguayan Smoothie

What is Uruguayan Smoothie?


1.

A girl is sucking your cock in the kitchen, when all of a sudden, to the surprise of you both, you hear the garage door opening. her father has returned from a business trip early! Oh no! Quickly, looking for something to bust into you grab a glass and explode into it. As father walks down the hallway into the kitchen you quickly place the glass in the fridge hiding the evidence. After a long way home from his business trip, the father reaches into the fridge searching for a refreshing beverage.

Dad: "What is this frothy glass of white substance?"

Girl: "It is a Uruguayan smoothie father"

Girl's boyfriend: "I'm Canadian"

See uruguayan, smoothie, jizz, fridge, blow job


77

Random Words:

1. Drilling a hole between cubicles in a public lavatory in order to spy on one's neighbour. Kevin was too frightened to go for an Ir..
1. Concatenation of the name Theo and the popular term pwned. Usually referring to being pwned by Theo (Archibald) in an online FPS game (m..
1. Smacking a friend's forehead or "melon" whenever they do and/or say something dumb, stupid, or silly. Silly friend: &qu..