What is Uruguayan Smoothie?
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A girl is sucking your cock in the kitchen, when all of a sudden, to the surprise of you both, you hear the garage door opening. her father has returned from a business trip early! Oh no! Quickly, looking for something to bust into you grab a glass and explode into it. As father walks down the hallway into the kitchen you quickly place the glass in the fridge hiding the evidence. After a long way home from his business trip, the father reaches into the fridge searching for a refreshing beverage.
Dad: "What is this frothy glass of white substance?"
Girl: "It is a Uruguayan smoothie father"
Girl's boyfriend: "I'm Canadian"
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