What is Usana?
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"Usana Health Sciences, Inc. is a multilevel marketing company that produces various nutritional and skin-care products."
That's their definition. You want the real one? Here it is:
Usana is a scam company that hires confused lonely and disillusioned teens just right when they either graduate highschool or leave to college. They manipulate brainwash them through terror tactics and speaks ill of anyone who opposes their company or considers them a scam. new employees must pay a $400 entrance fee to work for Usana and must attend their conventions in Salt Lake City, UT. Employees are peer pressured to attend any conventions or any meetings by means of any transportation no matter how safe or dangerous or illegal it may be. Employees are taught false propaganda, personal doctrine, and force to go about this new way, leaving or forgetting anything about their past. Employees have a hard time selling their products to consumers because most consumers know how it's a scam and do not support Usana in any way, therefore it leaves them no choice but to prey on their own family members and loved ones. Employees may face problems such as lost relationships with their bf/gf, lose contact with family, friends begging them to stop, etc. Usana employees must devote at least 80% of their time just for the company, and to be constantly trained on how to sell their product. Just think of Usana as a Totalitarian/Communist Dictator and its targeting the children (who are the employees) and the children are eating every shit Usana spits at them. Usana is a carefully planned out scam company and it has certain commodities to fall back on in case of a lawsuit. They are selling vitamins which are healthy and not harmful, however such a business that is "thriving" is which they insisted they are doing should go public, and not small business "door to door" pitches. Get a grip guys Usana IS a scam no matter how justisfied your reason may be. Does selling vitamins beat getting a degree or going to college? does it beat not being in a cult? does it beat not devoting your time to yourself? i didn't think so. Be strong, don't fall for scams like these. and if you currently are an employee for Usana quit asap. Fuck what everyone in that cult says, $400 can be easily made with a REAL job, money's not an issue when you have a real job than when you're working at Usana.
*Story of Jim and Todd*
Jim: Hey man, so you get a summer job yet?
Todd: Yeah man, I'm a salesman
Jim: Cool! Where at?
Todd: At Usana! wow they really changed my life! you should definitely go and work there man!
Jim: Really? Sure i'll try it out
Todd: But the the thing is you're gonna have to pay $400 up front to work there
Jim: WHAT!?
Todd: And go to the meetings everyday and the conventions in Salt Lake
Jim: Dude, we live in LA! We can't do that!
Todd: Well if you join its your responsibility, this is your new life Jim why don't you commit to it!?
Jim: Todd I think you're taking this too far man, and to pay $400 to work sounds like a scam to me
Todd: You know what Jim I'm tired of your shit THEY TREAT ME RIGHT THERE
Jim: Uh huh and what about your girlfriend huh? what about your family?
Todd: THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND! I TRIED SELLING THESE VITAMINS TO THEM THEY THINK LIKE YOU DO ALL OF IT IS A SCAM! WELL FUCK THEM I DON'T NEED THEM
Jim: Dude...
Todd: NO FUCK YOU TODD I HAVE A GREAT LIFE SELLING VITAMINS FOR THE REST OF MY YEARS IS WHAT I WANNA DO AND WHAT I WANNA BE SO JUST FUCK OFF
Jim: Fag
3 years later..
Todd: Hey Jim I'm really sorry about everything you and everyone else was right about Usana. They scammed me from the start
Jim: It's ok. Hey uh I'm in the middle of boning your ex gf from highschool the one you left for usana right now and plus i gotta exam for my degree tomorrow and i'm about to open my own medical establishment that will put any third party health company out of business for good. i'll talk to you later.
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