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What a piratez wifez vag smellz like.
dude 1 - WTF? your hair smells like fisjsticks
dude 2 - NO! i thought i washed the smell out!
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Dried up clumps of soap on the nozzle of a liquid soap dispenser.
I cant wash my hands in the kitchen because of all of the soap booger..
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When a male and a female are laying in bed, and the female proceeds to pass out, the man begins to jack off and nut on her eyes...awaken..
