Uscs

What is Uscs?


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The University of South Cameron Street, another name for Harrisburg Area Community College ( 13th grade, HACC). People call it this trying to sound like it's a much more prestigious school in California.

Jimmy: "Man, HACC is kicking my ass this semester."

Bobby: "Yeah man, I feel really bad for you. I'm having a really good time over at USCS. The girls there are AWESOME and I hang out on the beach all day. I'll probably make a couple million once I get out, you know, cuz I'm gonna get into the film industry."

Jimmy: "California must be a good time. Hey, wait a minute...aren't you in my basic arithmetic class?"

Bobby: "Yeah, I go to HACC. By the beach I mean the concrete beach on the Susquehanna River. And by the film industry I mean animal porn. Man, I'm sore from that horse last night."

Jimmy: "Seriously dude, you need to lay off the paint thinner."

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