What is Usd?
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University of San Diego-a top 100 university in the greatest city on earth. Often called one of the most beautiful campuses on earth, it sits on top of a hill overlooking the ocean and looks like a castle with a huge church built in the middle. With a 2 to 1 girl to guy ratio (rumored to have the 2nd hottest girls ranked by Playboy) and just minutes from downtown San Diego and Tijuana, the location of the school is unbeatable.
I took the trolley from USD to Tijuana last night, got wasted, stopped by the gaslamp for a few more drinks and some how woke up in La Jolla.
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united states dollers
that shits like 300 usd
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USD;
The most prestigious private school in San Diego County. USD is home of the Surfer Kings and Beach Queens. The students at USD know how to have a good time. From beach parties do clubbing to going over the border down to Tijuana. Toreros, the University Mascot, know when to hit the books and get serious.
USD is home of the most beautiful people which explains how difficult it is to get in. This school is no joke when it comes down social status. Located on top of the hills in Linda Vista looking over the ocean, USD is it's own utopia. From pristine beaches and wealthy children, USD is the best choice for a Southern California bound student.
The University can best be explicated with the words: WEALTHY, ELITE, SUCCESSFUL.
USD dubbs:
University of Spoiled Delinquents
University of Sexy Dudes
University of Spoiled Daughters
University of Shattered Dreams
University of Stuck-up D*cks
University of Something Drastic
University of Surfer Dudes
"Hey what school do you go to?"
"USD"
"WHAT!? Wow, how did you manage to pull that off?"
"I don't know, my daddy pulled some strings"
"Wow, and how do you pay for it?"
"Umm, my dad had to sell our 4 beach houses in Key West, he wanted me to feel at home"
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Abbreviation of "Upstate Standards Disorder." This unfortunate syndrome develops when a young male spends his adolescence in Upstate New York. His standards in women are lowered to a frightening degree. Symptoms include the use of phrases like "Oh my god, I want her bod" in reference to girls who are doughy, pale and lack any redeeming features.
The only known cures are:
1. Moving out of the Upstate area
2. Mercy execution via firing squad
USD victim: "Dude, Rachel is really freakin
hot ."
Friend:"Really? She's comfortably in the 200s."
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Uncircumcised stinky dick
Girl 1: So did you totally hit that guy last night?
Girl 2: Oh my god no! I told him that I was STD free but he didn't tell me he had a severe case of USD!!!
Girl 1: What's so bad about that?
Girl 2: It looked like an old man's wrinkly arm and smelt like a rotten fish pie down there!
Girl 1: Fuck that's gross!
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abbreviaton for
Ur So Dumb
boy:"tomorrow i think ima do nothing all day..."
girl:"...huh"
boy: "nevermind i'll just bother you instead"
girl: "hahaha USD!"
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fuck south dakota, san diego, bitches! University of Spoiled Daughters and Shattered Dreams. You fucking fuck fuck you for fucking saying what you said you should burn in the firey pits of fucking fuck and fucking think about what you've done. Bitchasss mothafucka. (Haha bitch, you just got served!) Dikeass slutfuck biatch!
usd is the shit. it's a country club for good looking white people who like bmw's, cocaine, and dodge stratuses and don't give a fuck about nothin at all. yo soy el capitano naughtypants spectacularrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Go mount Lushmore!
