Useful Idiot

What is Useful Idiot?


A term attributed to Lenin, but never substantiated through any of his known writings, or other historical documents.

In political jargon, the term "useful idiot" describes Soviet sympathizers in western countries (modern day Quislings) and the attitude of the Soviet government towards them.

The implication was that, though the person in question naïvely thought themselves to be an ally of the Soviets or other Communists, they were actually held in CONTEMPT by them. (And the idiot was being cynically used as an instrument of his or her own demise).

"When we hang the capitalists, they will sell us the rope we use."


{Evil, lying, Communist scumbag (aren't they ALL???) enters a neighborhood CO-OP.}

USEFUL IDIOT: "Hello, may I help you find something?"

COMMUNIST: {speaking with Russian accent} "Da. My name Vladimir Putin, but friends call me 'Pooty'. I need to buy large quantity of rope."

USEFUL IDIOT: "Certainly sir, I have some very nice eco-friendly rope made out of hemp. It was handcrafted by residents of the local drug rehabilitation center."

COMMUNIST: "Sounds goot. I need thousand meters."

USEFUL IDIOT: "Whoa, that's a lot! I hope you're not going to use it to hang large groups of freedom-loving people. Hahahaha."

COMMUNIST: "Heh-heh no. I have side job helping fix Mexican phone company connections."

USEFUL IDIOT: {eagerly} "Do you need any CANS to attach to the rope? I have plenty that were freed from a right-wing food pantry last week. {now whispering} I'm part of the Canned Food Liberation Front."

COMMUNIST: "No tink you."

USEFUL IDIOT: "So what do you do for a living Vlad? May I call you Vlad?"

COMMUNIST: "Well, I used to work for 'world peace' at United Nations, but bad economy forced me to get real job. I now have equally important duties as telemarketer."

USEFUL IDIOT: {not wanting to hurt Vlad's self-esteem} "Well, you're certainly doing Gaia's work. Hope to see you again soon."

COMMUNIST: {Flashes a sly grin}. "Oh, you will komrade. You will."

See quisling, communist, traitor, sedition, demonrats, dummie, kossack, huffer, progressive, libtard, moonbat, muckadoo, mooreon, mooreons, mooreonic, burnout, chomskyite, pothead, pot head, hippie liberal douche bag


Term invented in Soviet Russia to describe people who blindly supported the likes of Lenin and Stalin while they committed atrocity after atrocity.

Today, it refers to brainwashed liberals and leftists the world over (usually college students that aren't necessarily idiots, but just misinformed, naive, and ignorant of facts due to being indoctrinated with liberal/socialist propaganda through their public education) who believe that George W. Bush has committed more crimes against humanity than leftist darlings like Saddam Hussain, Yasser Arafat, and Osama Bin Laden, and still defend Communism, the cause of over 100 million deaths to this day.

See also, idiotarian

Hundreds of useful idiots gathered at their college campus to burn American flags, pass out Communist pamphlets that apologize for Stalin and Mao, and to pledge support to their hero, Saddam Hussain.

Useful idiots need to be shown the facts, mainly that the United States and Israel are the greatest defenders of freedom and justice in the world. Until then, rational people can have fun laughing at their ignorance.


A term Republicans use for poor people who vote for them even though the Republican party hates poor people.

Farmer John voted for George Bush even though Bush gave a tax cut to the agribusiness behemoth down the street from John. John could not compete with the corporate behemoth and declared bankruptcy. Now John is a serf for the corporate overlords. George Bush calls these people useful idiots.

See george w. bush, corporation, republican, fascist, evil


Term used to describe someone who blindly supports his or her government despite its imperialistic behavior.

The last definition was written by a useful idiot.

See octavio


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