Useless As An Ashtray On A Crotch Rocket Edit Meaning

1. The act of ignoring your children to play on the internet. Man Steve Zweig really zzaped his kids this weekend. See neglect..

1. another word for pussy I'd give my left nut to stuff my dick in her cockmitten. or That Ja Rule is such a cockmitten...

1. Male (may or may not be gay/bi) who masturbates by auto-anal penetration. (Aboard a US Navy ship) "Dave had roving watch and caugh..