Useless As An Ashtray On A Crotch Rocket Edit Meaning

1. Teh l33t3st of teh l33t. Or, in other words, the most elite person there is. A person who uses 1337speak as a joke. d00d, i h34r that..

1. When a teenage boy is not yet man enough to grow a full beard, but instead grows ugly/nasty stubble under the chin and above the throat...

1. someone who isn't a total zaffo but has some symptom of being one "Your zaffoness scares me." See Emily..