Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?


1.

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

See dick, erection, cock, scrotum, old people, butt sex, sex, seamen


96

Random Words:

1. Canadian usage. What Prime Minister Stephen Harper said to the people of Quebec. It was widely misunderstood to mean "you're a..
1. Pronouced: Vir-ginger A person who has an unusally pale complextion, with red hair, and many freckles and greesey fingers from eating c..
1. An incredibly bright and insightful woman. She is certainly a "Romina" kind of gal. 2. Greatest piece of ass I've seen..