Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

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Ls1pimp

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Comical Relapse

1. One of those things thats funny in your head but when you say it out loud nobody laughs. Tim: What did the farmer tell everyone? Alex:..

Undecent

1. Not Decent. Raunchy Of a lower level than one who is elite That food looks undecent. Did you hear what she said about Steven? It was..

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