Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

See dick, erection, cock, scrotum, old people, butt sex, sex, seamen

Derivatate

1. Verb. To take the derivative of to get from 5x to 5, you derivatate it See derivative, maths, differentiate, integral..

Hamburger

1. A very tasty food which consists of beef, hamburger buns, and a wide variety of toppings incuding, but not limited to: Mustard, Ketchup,..

Juju Lips

1. SHORT FOR JUICY LIPS WHEN A GURL (OR GUY) HAS REALLY BIG, PLUMP LIPS DAYYYYUUUMMM SHE GOTS SOME NICE ASS JUJU LIPS.. See lips, juicy,..

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