Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

See dick, erection, cock, scrotum, old people, butt sex, sex, seamen

The Kyle Peet

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Srsbsns

1. A sarcastic way of saying "serious business" by stating it in such a juvenile matter. Matt: "I have a Ping Pong tourname..

Ddrdc

1. A popular drinks acronym standing for: Double Dark Rum and Diet Coke 'Anyone fancy a DDRDC?' See ddrdc, rum, coke, drin..

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