Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

See dick, erection, cock, scrotum, old people, butt sex, sex, seamen

Zeekin

1. Verb- Walking in a particular maner. Normaly a slouch and a strut put together. He was zeekin down the street to the mall. See marchin..

Classic Queen

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Lesperate

1. (n) Desperate lesbian: A lesbian who tries to convert straight women into becoming lesbians, because they are either an A. (See LESBIAN..

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