Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

See dick, erection, cock, scrotum, old people, butt sex, sex, seamen

Hong Kong Hottie

1. A very attractive Asian boy or man, which is considered uncommon. Usually into Chinese, Japanese, or Korean culture, such as martial art..

Everist

1. another word for irony particularly in reference to ironic names. john: haha david short is really tall steve: yeah thats an everist ..

Vounce

1. Typo entered by a person bouncing so much that they cannot type coherantly. Moof vounced enthusiastically..

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