Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

See dick, erection, cock, scrotum, old people, butt sex, sex, seamen

Quaking Your Dial

1. A common euphemism for sucking your dick. Karli is always up for quaking your dial. See sucking, your, dick, blowjob, oral 1. A comm..

Andy Bruce-ing

1. The act of moaning for absolutely no reason. Dude1:*moans* Dude2:Quit Andy Bruce-ing!... Fag. See moaning, moan, fag, gay, andy, andr..

Zans

1. Short for the prescription drug xanax. Can mean xanax bars or footballs. Hey can you find any of them zans? See zans, bars, footballs..

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