Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?


1.

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

See dick, erection, cock, scrotum, old people, butt sex, sex, seamen


96

Random Words:

1. when you have to take a shit really badly but realize you do not have enough time to get it all out so you do as much of it as you can. ..
1. A synonym for 'your mother' yo rob, i was checking out yomadda, and she's looking nice. See mother, mom, madukes..
1. an irritable bastard thats presence is enough to piss you right off fuck off cunt nut See cunt face, cunt, fanny, monkey face, fucknut..