Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

See dick, erection, cock, scrotum, old people, butt sex, sex, seamen

Ooberflap

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Pink Shuffle

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80d

1. a different way to say A.D.D. (Attention Deficit Disorder) "Hey! (do) You ever think UMITE HaB 80D?"..

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