Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

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Zip Fookin Lob

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Electric Blue

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Muslim Defense

1. Muslim defense to everything is racism. Muslims blew up the world trade centre "Our muslim defense is that we did this cos of rac..

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