Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

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Pay It

1. to ignore something or someone to act like you dont care but a small part of you do care. i know she wanted me come over tonite but i d..

D4$gd

1. Abbreviation for the phrase "down for cash game darts" which is a game of darts with money on the line. causgrove is always D..

Yodershnozzle

1. Yodershnozzle is just a word u use if u dont care. Question: What do you want to do today? Answer: Yodershnozzle...

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