Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

See dick, erection, cock, scrotum, old people, butt sex, sex, seamen

Oners

1. Those of one. The grade oners were squeeling like a Seb!..

Outdoor Nelson

1. While camping, smearing freshly warmed shit (which has been heated in a pan, preferably over a fire, then stirred and cooled to the prop..

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