Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

See dick, erection, cock, scrotum, old people, butt sex, sex, seamen

Z.o.d.

1. abbreviaviation for Zone of Discretion. A time and place when it is improper to discuss certain objects, events or people. As a verb i..

Queefed

1. The act of queefing. Verb, past tense, meaning to pussy fart. Amanda queefed while she was in the bathroom. See queefing, pussy fart,..

Polychlorinatedbiphenols

1. PCB, a carcinogenic chemical that can cause genetic mutations. Yo, Bubba...yo mamma aroun' a buncha polychlorinatedbiphenols in he..

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