Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

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Kahlua Cock

1. When a man drinks so much Kahlua that he cannot get an erection for the rest of the night. "There is nothing more pathetic than a ..

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Dolphipegacorn

1. A mythical creature combining the gayest attributes of a dolphin, a pegasus, and a unicorn. Unlike a griffin the Dolphipegacorn is not a..

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