Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

See dick, erection, cock, scrotum, old people, butt sex, sex, seamen

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Jizzle Wizzle

1. Definition unknown. Introduced by rappers such as Snoop Dogg. Used as a greeting by afro-american gang-bangers 1st man: Yo, jizzle wizz..

Venus Snatch Trap

1. A girl who keeps a man only by her sexual skills. Man why havent you ditched that bitch yet? That bitch has me with her Venus Snatch T..

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