Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

See dick, erection, cock, scrotum, old people, butt sex, sex, seamen

Canfield

1. The most Boring City this side of the world. The kids of the area find entertainment in things such as watching corn stalks grow or pain..

Niftyismness

1. Used like these words: Wow, Awesome, Cool Describes a neat activity Chick: I'm going to the movies tonight. Dude: Niftyismness. ..

Zakly

1. urban street lingo for "exactly." Dat ho was zakly wut I want See zackly, exactly, precisely..

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