Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

See dick, erection, cock, scrotum, old people, butt sex, sex, seamen

Vasuda

1. exciting or interesting or fun. i can't wait till the dance this weekend, it's gonna be so vasuda! See June..

Ziming

1. An unusually large dick "Dude, he's a ziming" See ziming, cock, dick, wang, huang..

Boatie

1. getting head on a boat while driving (not to be confused with a roadie or a skyscraper) dude i just got a boatie from logan See sex, ..

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