Useless Boner

What is Useless Boner?

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

See dick, erection, cock, scrotum, old people, butt sex, sex, seamen

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Id Let Her Pee In My Face

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Positootly

1. Absolutely positive. Most assurdly so. Bruno: Are you going to submit that to Urban Dictionary? Jaime: Positootly! See affirmative, ..

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