What is Useless Friends?
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Your friends that are your bitches and live on your every word. Most of the time they have little money and are of little value overall. This term was made popular by MaterialBITCH
My useless friends clean up my vomit after a solid night of drinking and partying.
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The art of masterbating whilst having a poo at the same time. Preferably one should reach climax at the same time as they push out their..