What is Useless Friends?
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Your friends that are your bitches and live on your every word. Most of the time they have little money and are of little value overall. This term was made popular by MaterialBITCH
My useless friends clean up my vomit after a solid night of drinking and partying.
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A sphincter which has been stretched out or loosened from anal sex.
Bubba was my cell-mate, and now I have a leaky starfish...