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When you attatch a pair of stilts to your feet (Must be 3 feet or longer) and take a dump on somebodys head. Best if done to an unsuspec..
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half cheeking is when someone or yourself is on public transport and you sit down but you only sit own with one half cheek on the seat
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a song by Art Brut, but a metaphor for that one person you'll never really get over.
i know we've been broken up for over fiv..