Ushtuk

What is Ushtuk?

1.

1. (N) One who drinks fine wine (usually cabernet) from another's asshole(how the wine got there, we'll never know), while juggling 3 red bouncy balls in their left hand.

2. (A)A fucking idiot

3. (V)To drink fine wine out of one's asshole

John: Hey ushtuk

Joan: How did you find out I'm an ushtuk?!?!?

John: I have my ways.

Joan: Please don't tell anyone!

John: Only if you ushtuk me!

Joan: Fine! I'll use an extra large straw to drink out of

John: You know thats the way I like it
75

Random Words:

Knocking It Out
1. having a quicky, like f*cking in the bathroom My roommate walked in as we were knocking it out in the kitchen. See John Deere..
Read more
Vicente
1. meanie bobeanie;p that guy is a vicente:p See mean, lame, cute, lamer..
Read more
Intertext
1. Interupted by a text while talking to someone on the phone. Interupt-Text=Intertext Dude why the hell did u just intertext me twice?..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free