Ushtuk

What is Ushtuk?


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1. (N) One who drinks fine wine (usually cabernet) from another's asshole(how the wine got there, we'll never know), while juggling 3 red bouncy balls in their left hand.

2. (A)A fucking idiot

3. (V)To drink fine wine out of one's asshole

John: Hey ushtuk

Joan: How did you find out I'm an ushtuk?!?!?

John: I have my ways.

Joan: Please don't tell anyone!

John: Only if you ushtuk me!

Joan: Fine! I'll use an extra large straw to drink out of

John: You know thats the way I like it


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