üsküdar

What is üsküdar?


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Main Entry: ÜSKÜDAR

Function: Proper Noun

Little is known about this man of legend, aside from these cryptic lyrics:

ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR.

He's a chef.

ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR.

Massive pecs.

ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR.

Manly 'stache.

ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR.

He likes croutons.

ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR.

He owns a large cabbage plantation.

ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR, ÜSKÜDAR.

Gave birth to a grizzly.

Secondary Entry: ÜSKÜDAR

Function: Warcry

The warcry of ÜSKÜDAR himself, used to strike fear into his enemies' hearts. Has recently been utilized by participants in the Reindeer Games for a similar purpose.

Also see: ÜSKÜDAR Day.

Stephen: Damn, ÜSKÜDAR is a pimp.

Collin: It's probably 'cause the ladies dig his manly 'stache.

Stephen: Yeah.

Stephen and Collin :ÜSKÜDAAAAAAR!!!!!!!

{Enemies cower in terror}

See ÜskÜdar, stache, pecs, croutons, cabbage


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