Usm

What is Usm?


1.

Underground Sex Machine.

A female, usually with lots of black eyeliner and a mohawk, who enjoys getting fucked hard.

"I am a USM."

"Drop ya pants."

"Fo' shizzle."

See Afro Man

2.

Abbreviation for "Unstoppable sex machine", as in "Carter: The unstoppable sex machine"

The only living boy in new cross

See Kung-Fu Jesus

3.

Stands for "Unbelievably Slothful Man"...A general term given to a person, usually your bosses, who continually pass their own work-load onto others in their employ..monly believed that such a fucktardwill leave work and go home to lazy land to become a Bag Whackeragain...

USM: "eeermmm....Karim, can you just do this for me..."

Karim (Depressed Employee): "mmmm...yeah, when I have time"

USM: (Leaves room)

Karim: "Fucking USM"

See lazy, wanker, tosser, fucktard, boss

4.

1) Acronym: Unstoppable Sex Machine. Once used by the long disbanded British act, Carter USM.

2) Ultra Sexy Matsereguru. Alias of Dung Beetle, a once active member in the South Park online community who has vanished into obscurity.

See anon

5.

Uiversity

of

Smoking

Marajuana

By the one the only, the succesful failer ,the winning loser, the acceptable reject, Afroman the best rapper in the world to date on the song "Back to School" and if any of yall have sumthin to say about it you can go suck on ludacris's ass because he sucks and he only talks he doesn't even rap to the beat

Afroman: "Mama, ima go to the Univeristy of Smoking Marajuana all of my friends go to USM so ima tag along and hit tha bong wit them..."


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