Usman

What is Usman?


1.

1. (ooz-mon) n. A narcissistic male most commonly notable for his arrogant quips, outrageously sexist-male chauvinistic comments, late night cocaine habits, flaking on and passion for eastern European hookers.

2.) v. to break plans on previously scheduled event and simply not show up without warning.

1.) Wow, I have met some real arrogant sexist pricks in my day, but after that guy started blowing lines off that Russian chick's ass, he became more of an Usman than anyone I have ever met!

See prick, arrogant, narcissist, flake, chauvinist

2.

Usman is an act of pulling a "no-call-no-show". When someone is missing in action for a short period of time, they have pulled an Usman. It could also imply being lazy and/or unproductive when used properly in context.

Tony: What happened to Debbie today?

Jim: She pulled another Usman.

My bunny rabbit is lazy bum, just sits there all day and likes being pet behind its ears. Its being Usman.

See usman, late, lazy, bunny

3.

A name for the offspring between an asian and an albino. Devious and evil but easily tricked. Avoid at all costs.

Don't talk to her, she's an Usman!

woooooow looks like someones bleached themselves. Must be an Usman.

See white, bleach, weak, dumb, albino

4.

A super snake, that lied and thats how he got his name

"Dam that Usman, hes such a snake"

See usman, snake, what, wat, a

5.

(1)Lion slayer; (2)one who hides under a "Rock Band" box during an Honors English class, (3)alias to Uswoman or usmama. (4) Usmanondorf, the final evolution of Usman.

1. Dude did you see that Usman? He freaking took out that lion with his bare hands.

2. Aria: where's Usman?

Warner: oh he's under that rock band box pulling another Usman.

3. Daniel: Your mom!

(Tuttle student): No, Your Usmama!!!

4. GOOOOO USMANONDORF, I CHOOSE YOU; USMANONDORF USES SYNTAX!! ITS A ONE HIT KILL!

See honors, cool, soccer, pokemon


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