Usps

What is Usps?


1.

Acronym for United States Postal Service. A place of psychotic mailmen, evil yet pathetic individuals like Newman from Seinfeld, and old guys in really ugly, blue outfits. They say they'll mail in the snow, rain, and stuff like that but they're damn slow anyway!

I sent a package through usps to 'Jersey(say from NY) and it gets there a month later. I coulda delivered it faster myself on my bicycle! Damn you usps!


40

Random Words:

1. It's a male with a limp dick i couldn't have sex last night cuz my boyfriend has a lamo wanker. See soft, hard, limp, stiff,..
1. An acronym standing for King Cock Block. One who has mastered the art of the cock block. I was about to score with that hot ass blonde ..
1. Contraction of blog award. An award that doesn't actually exist except in bandwidth. This is an Emmy. Those are just blogwards. S..