What is Usps?
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Acronym for United States Postal Service. A place of psychotic mailmen, evil yet pathetic individuals like Newman from Seinfeld, and old guys in really ugly, blue outfits. They say they'll mail in the snow, rain, and stuff like that but they're damn slow anyway!
I sent a package through usps to 'Jersey(say from NY) and it gets there a month later. I coulda delivered it faster myself on my bicycle! Damn you usps!
Random Words:
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"The flap of vag that extrudes from the lips. Thus giving the illusion of a roast beef sandwich. Thick beef or shaved, either way..
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To masturbate (derived from the wrist motion of throwing seed in a trough)
see: Feed the ducks
I haven't anything to do Saturday ..
