Random Words:
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Drunk as fuck.
See drunk, bombed, smashed, shitfaced, irish.
I was so inebriated, I'd fuck Kif.
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A classy way to say you are..
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Jerking off or masturbating without achieving orgasm leaving intense frustration.
or
adjective for something you nearly achieved, but ..
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Northern English person's word for Scots that come from Glasgow
"Are you Jockineese or Jockwegian?...
...You're Jockwe..