Usurper Whistler

What is Usurper Whistler?


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noun. Mortal enemy to the public whistler. A person of dominant mentality who, upon hearing a public whistler performing, also begins to whistle. Usurper whistling is a coup attack upon the public whistler. The usurper whistler can be identified by the fact that s/he is always whistling louder and usually faster than the public whistler.

verb. usurp-whistle

The other day I was whistling on a bus and fell victim to a usurper whistler. I was doing that part from Sitting on the Dock of a Bay and he started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy at the top of his register. He usurp-whistled me.

See assertive, public whistler, loud


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