What is Usvaldo?
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a mexican from tomales that likes to play baseball and plays drums for the sickest banda in the whole wide world and has an extremely small uncircumsized penis and is very hairy in unatural places,including the inside of his ass
My names usvaldo and i like penis in my asshole.
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