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Your best friend. His beautiful, shiny exterior is complemented by the drawing of a heart, symbolizing your love for him.
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Bloody, raw asshole, usually resulting from too many wipes or rough toilet paper. See Residue Piece(s)
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Shaved the pubic region with 1) a razor 2)brother's electric razor 3) dad's electric razor
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