Utah County Rules

What is Utah County Rules?

Engaging in oral and or anal sex but not vaginal, so as to maintain one virginity. Practiced extensively on the campus of BYU.

Jeremy: I swear, nothing is going on with Taylor, we are still virgins.

Brian: Man, you know you've gone further than that, you must be playing by the Utah County Rules.

See virgin whore, delusional

Fazoona

1. Fazoona describes a haircut that hasn't gone to plan and ends up a bit short. Who gave you that dreadful fazoona. I'm off to..

Potatosacking

1. teabagging to the extreme using a scrotum of atleast baseball size proportions; can have serious effects to recipient such as: -bruisin..

Dirk Funk

1. The coolest dude in the world. If you make him mad, he will put his balls on your forehead. That guy over there is such a dirk funk. I ..

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