Utah County Rules

What is Utah County Rules?

Engaging in oral and or anal sex but not vaginal, so as to maintain one virginity. Practiced extensively on the campus of BYU.

Jeremy: I swear, nothing is going on with Taylor, we are still virgins.

Brian: Man, you know you've gone further than that, you must be playing by the Utah County Rules.

See virgin whore, delusional

Negaversary

1. A day that is exactly 1 year before the planned event such as wedding (term originally coined by Sean Ryan). I'm going to get marr..

Quinging

1. A cross between cringing and queefing. WHen I am really excited, I start quinging in anticipation! See quinge, queef, cringe, queefing..

Tape Monster

1. when your mom tries to wrap a present but instead covers it with tape in order to hide her crappy wrapping job I got a total tape monst..

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