Utah County Rules

What is Utah County Rules?

Engaging in oral and or anal sex but not vaginal, so as to maintain one virginity. Practiced extensively on the campus of BYU.

Jeremy: I swear, nothing is going on with Taylor, we are still virgins.

Brian: Man, you know you've gone further than that, you must be playing by the Utah County Rules.

See virgin whore, delusional

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Quaffles

1. The flabby bit of skin that hangs off the neck of an wrinkly or fat person. A quaffle is like a double chin but has extra wobble to it...

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