Utah County Rules

What is Utah County Rules?

Engaging in oral and or anal sex but not vaginal, so as to maintain one virginity. Practiced extensively on the campus of BYU.

Jeremy: I swear, nothing is going on with Taylor, we are still virgins.

Brian: Man, you know you've gone further than that, you must be playing by the Utah County Rules.

See virgin whore, delusional

Shameel

1. ahmed's left testicle. steve: ahmed how was ur surgery? ahmed: i had testicular cancer, they cut off my shameel. See balls, test..

Organic Alarm Clock

1. The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake. Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up fe..

Pwntato

1. pwned like a starving irishman. "PH34R T3H PWNTATO!!!1!1" said the 1840's irishman. 2. Pronounciation: POWN tayt oh; a..

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