Utah County Rules

What is Utah County Rules?

Engaging in oral and or anal sex but not vaginal, so as to maintain one virginity. Practiced extensively on the campus of BYU.

Jeremy: I swear, nothing is going on with Taylor, we are still virgins.

Brian: Man, you know you've gone further than that, you must be playing by the Utah County Rules.

See virgin whore, delusional

Loalap

1. Laugh out as loud as possible James: (JOKE) Rodwell: loalap!! See lol, lovl, loel, lmao, rofl..

Zeitnot

1. A german chess word meaning time pressure, or literally "time emergency". If you are playing a timed chess game and you are v..

Clitsag

1. A disease with cause your clit to sag. Every old women has clitsag. See clit, sag, pussy, cunt..

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