Utah Jazz

What is Utah Jazz?


1.

A superb example of an oxymoron.

Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.

2.

NBA team w/ 20 straight playoff berths but no championships; lost 2 NBA finals in '97 and '98; had the greats Stockton and Malone til this year; the streak will end in '04

The Jazz lost Stockton and Malone.


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