Utah'd

What is Utah'd?


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Getting fucked by your iPhone's text recognition after trying to type "yeah," in a text message. Instead of reading your mind and spelling "yeah", your conniving fucking iPhone "corrects" your pitiful attempt at texting "yeah" ("urag", for example) and changes it into the word, "Utah." Shit!

(text) Homey: Hey, you coming to this circlejerk?

(text) Me: Utah. I'll be there in 20.

(text) Homey: Utah???

(text) me: Balls!! Utah'd again!!!

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