What is Utahn?
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A person who is from the state of Utah.
Do those crazy utahn's still have millions of wives and even more children?
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A person in Utah who treats visitors from other states like dog crap.
Utahns take one look at my big white beard and my four wheel drive truck refuse to serve me. They can spot a Gentile a block away.
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