What is Utas?
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UTAS stands for Up The Ass Syndrome. It's when someone is constantly following you around, always up under you, not letting you breathe, not giving you space.
I'm sorry I couldn't come over last night. My girl was giving me a serious case of UTAS!
What's the matter? Is Jerry UTASsing you to death?
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Form of
Person #1: Dammit! Wut the hell happened in here?
Person #2: UFTAS you bastard!
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