Ute Punch

What is Ute Punch?

-The female equivalent to a kick to the testes.

-The act of punching a woman in her uterus

Brenda: I heard getting kicked in the penis is pretty painful.

Matt: Not as bad as those ute punches.

See uterus, punch, pain, vagina, dead baby

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