Utegaard's Law

What is Utegaard's Law?

"Any technological problem will fix itself as soon as Tech Support is notified of it, whether or not it is through their direct action."

"So my computer was shutting down every 5 minutes, and when I took it into Tech Support, it fixed itself! they didn't have to touch it!"

"Wow. Utegaard's Law in action."

See computer, function, problem

Lunch Bag

1. eating out, as in oral sex - specifically outdoors. "I just got done fixing her a lunch bag." See oral sex, eating out, carp..

Queege

1. When you fart during sexual intercourse or you fuck your girlfriend so hard that she farts. I was Givin' it to her so hard she Que..

Uba

1. Variation of the word "uber", which is German for super. Can be used in front of an adjective, to indicate an extremity of it,..

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