Utegaard's Law

What is Utegaard's Law?

"Any technological problem will fix itself as soon as Tech Support is notified of it, whether or not it is through their direct action."

"So my computer was shutting down every 5 minutes, and when I took it into Tech Support, it fixed itself! they didn't have to touch it!"

"Wow. Utegaard's Law in action."

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Zwe

1. Someone who loves fat black chicks, with big asses! Oh man only zwe will go for a slob like her See zwe, boy, fat, girl, black..

Hog Butter

1. semen, specifically from a human Jake told Bertha too drop that nasty protein shake a suck up some of his hog butter...

Blue Funnel

1. Pseudonym of 1LT Jaclyn Gill of the 94th BSB, 4th Brigade, 10th Mountain Division, Fort Polk, Louisiana. So named because she made some..

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