Utegaard's Law

What is Utegaard's Law?

"Any technological problem will fix itself as soon as Tech Support is notified of it, whether or not it is through their direct action."

"So my computer was shutting down every 5 minutes, and when I took it into Tech Support, it fixed itself! they didn't have to touch it!"

"Wow. Utegaard's Law in action."

See computer, function, problem

Zombie's Kiss

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Fish Mouth

1. Eye of a penis, small and slitty Jeremy had an STD which caused a painful sensation when he pissed through his fish mouth See japseye,..

Harrumph

1. When you know you are the shit...top of your game...and you want to rub it in every jumpoff's face...turn around as they follow you..

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