Utegaard's Law

What is Utegaard's Law?

"Any technological problem will fix itself as soon as Tech Support is notified of it, whether or not it is through their direct action."

"So my computer was shutting down every 5 minutes, and when I took it into Tech Support, it fixed itself! they didn't have to touch it!"

"Wow. Utegaard's Law in action."

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Ishmo

1. a backstabbing, two faced, good for nothing, peter puffing, son of a bitch! Look at that dumb fucker of a kid! His name is Ishmo! See ..

Sewilf

1. 'Someone Else's Wife I'd Like to Fuck' See that chick over there, she's a total SEWILF!! See milf, wife, fuck..

Emo Out

1. to sit and sulk about ones love life while cranking winey emo music. Sarah stood up Steve, so Steve decided to go home and emo out. Se..

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