What is Utensil Swearing?
1.
when you are that enraged by someone that you cant for the life of you
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.
twat spatula
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer
etc
utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree
fucking twat donkey etc
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One who is uncourtable, and is uncomfortable about the idea.
"I tried sticking it in Jane last night, but she wouldnt take it, its..
