Uterus Powers

What is Uterus Powers?

1.

The ability all women have to force their will upon men. With these powers, women are able to get free drinks, convince men to watch "The Notebook", and other various nefarious things. It is believed that this power stems from the uterus.

Man 1: "Sorry, dude, can't go out tonight. The girlfriend and I are staying in to watch Dancing with the Stars"

Man 2: "She used her uterus powers on you, huh?"

Man 1: "... yeah"

See uterus, power, sex, dominance, boobs
46

Random Words:

Uncool
1. To try to be cool, and fail and be an embarrassment to people nearby, or end up looking like a right pillock. I saw this Secretary of S..
Read more
Vadge Badgers
1. 1. a common vagina badger usually taking refuge in one's muff hair; notorious for vagina rippage. "Oh, bejesus, I think I cau..
Read more
Gollum!
1. Cooler cousin of got 'em. Exclamed when complete ownage over someone/something is acheived. Said mostly by Nerds 4 Lifebut can be s..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free