Utimaco

What is Utimaco?

1.

A Supposedly Enterprise grade Data Encryption/Security Software Solution for PC's and Laptops. Only problem with it is it works too well such that upon a reboot of your PC you cannot login to it. This makes your data 100% safe from any hacker, terrorist and even you.

IT Guy 1: "Dude, I totally just Encrypted my laptop and now I can't login to it!"

IT Guy 2: "Ouch dude, looks like you got Utimaco'd"

IT Guy 1: "Fuckin Utimaco"

IT Guy 2: "Yeah its a piece of shit"

See utimaco, encryption, data, security, safeguard
45

Random Words:

Zaga
1. the most affluent school on the south of dublin that guy in zaga is a total fokn ledge See gonzaga, affluent, south, school, fock..
Read more
Ice Coffee
1. Coffee brewed hot then cooled down and put in a cup with ice. Optionally, tons of cream and sugar are added. This Dunkin Donuts ice co..
Read more
Jody
1. In the Marines, a "Jody" is a generalized term meaning: any man who stays home while everyone else goes to war. He gets to enj..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free