Utimaco

What is Utimaco?

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A Supposedly Enterprise grade Data Encryption/Security Software Solution for PC's and Laptops. Only problem with it is it works too well such that upon a reboot of your PC you cannot login to it. This makes your data 100% safe from any hacker, terrorist and even you.

IT Guy 1: "Dude, I totally just Encrypted my laptop and now I can't login to it!"

IT Guy 2: "Ouch dude, looks like you got Utimaco'd"

IT Guy 1: "Fuckin Utimaco"

IT Guy 2: "Yeah its a piece of shit"

See utimaco, encryption, data, security, safeguard
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