What is Utma?
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acronym:(pronounced "UHt-mah"): unanswered text message anxiety - def: the grief (and sometimes horror) experienced when waiting for response via text message. Commonly experienced during the early stages of dating.
"I texted him 3 hours ago, and he's giving me total UTMA!"
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adj - Stands for "uglier than my ass". Usually used to describe someone (or something) with extremely little beauty.
I had to sit next to the UTMA girl at the party.