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to masturbate while watching an unknowing friend sleep on the couch.
I don't care how drunk he is, you better give that mother fuc..
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A mudflap chinstrap is armor worn by whores when they give you a blumpkin.
That bitch was freaky. She offered to give me a blumpkin, b..
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1. (adj.) Of or exhibiting near asymmetry, just not really; Involving or exhibiting an uncommon measure, disproportionate in parts (i.e..