Utv

What is Utv?


1.

uni-testicular vacation. when one of a mans testicles spends some time hidden in his body as opposed to being home in his scrotum.

i cant make it to work today ive had utv all weekend and my nut still isnt back

See bassmaster, dtv, chex

2.

UTV is the Ulster equivalent of ITV. It has nearly all the same programmes as ITV, with ‘nordy’ presenters.

"Do you want to watch UTV?"

"No"

See itv, tv, news, bbc, ireland


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