Uuaphobia

What is Uuaphobia?


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Noun.

The severe dislike and perhaps inexplainable fear of using the letter 'u' in select words in the English Language.

Americanssuffer from a horrid case of Uuaphobia. It has roots in their culture and history, and causes trauma deep in their psyche. It cannot be determined if it is a true fear, or just sheer laziness that prevents the letter 'u' being included in words such as 'Colour' and 'Harbour'.

It is common, yet stereotypical knowledge that Americans are fat and lazy. 'Aiming a gun during wartime' and 'walking' seem to be a handful of life's little annoyances they have tried to cure, as seen by inventions such as Friendly Fireand the Segway.

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