Uuaphobia

What is Uuaphobia?

1.

you·a·foe·bee·a

Noun.

The severe dislike and perhaps inexplainable fear of using the letter 'u' in select words in the English Language.

Americanssuffer from a horrid case of Uuaphobia. It has roots in their culture and history, and causes trauma deep in their psyche. It cannot be determined if it is a true fear, or just sheer laziness that prevents the letter 'u' being included in words such as 'Colour' and 'Harbour'.

It is common, yet stereotypical knowledge that Americans are fat and lazy. 'Aiming a gun during wartime' and 'walking' seem to be a handful of life's little annoyances they have tried to cure, as seen by inventions such as Friendly Fireand the Segway.

See spoof, humour, humor, satire, sarcasm, parody, joke, racist
8

Random Words:

Mammaltoe
1. is the male equivalent of a cameltoeor camel toe. this occurs when a mans pants are so tight that his genetalia is either bisected as wi..
Read more
Grab Some Bench
1. a way of asking someone to sit next to you in a casual way You might want to grab some bench, this is a long story. See sit, stand, sa..
Read more
Loss Of Consortium
1. n. legal phrase someone uses when he or she can't get laid and blames someone else. After Jenny's husband was killed in a car..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free