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1. Stands for Under Major Construction. Rob: Hey, how's your house going? Tom: UMC, man. Rob: What? Tom: Under Major Construction...

1. A person that gains pleasure from sucking the farts out of dead chickens. Bob is a Quimbee (Bob likes to suck dead chicken ass) See fa..

1. a limp dick that is useless when trying to have sex "Sean really wants to fuck me, and I would have sex with him if not for his Ir..