What is Uzbekistan?
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Country people have to look up when they here the name...
...independant since 1991 when the USSR broke up. Key towns include Tashkent (the capital), the fabled Samarkand (Samarqand) and Bukhara (Buxoro). Genghis Khan invaded the area and later it gave rise to it's own bloody thirsty conquerer and national hero Tarmerlane (Timur Lange).
Some tourists do go there, normally heading for Samarkand (Registan Square or 'Reggies Place', Bib Qanum Mosque, Ulug Beg's observatory), Bukhara (the 'Ark' fortress) and Khiva (or Xiva - one of the most complete medieval moslem towns in the world).
Mainly Sunni Moslem since the Arabs invaded before Genghis Khan and kicked out the Buddhists, Zoroastrians and Nestorian Christians. Some Russian Orthodox Christians still around. Generally peaceful these days apart from a few hardliner Commies and Islamists committing the odd misdeed. Maily Uzbeks, with a few Tajiks, Russians and a tiny number of Koreans (don't ask how they got there - last local reminant of Buddhism).
By the way, 'X' in Uzbek is 'Kh' and 'K' keeps getting replaced by 'Q' in their alphabet.
Uzbekistan - Uzbeki-where???
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A central-Asian country hated by Kazakhstan. Uzbeks has bones in their brain (according to Borat). It also has inferior pottasium.
But in real it's just another alright country.
Wowawiwa, Uzbekistan, fuck a you, motherfuckers!
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its not a shitty country so shut the fuck up! i was born there in ferghana so sure nobody's heard of it but i dont give a shit so shut your trap! its actually the coolest place ever and i have been there and its a lot better than america okay? assholes
umm what else? amazing food, awesome music, pretty girls and cute boys, and overall a fantastic place i'd live there if i could. also, one sum (currency) is worth about a thousand dollars so.....
anyways, that's a LOT more than can be said for America so i rest my case
I was born in Ferghana, Uzbekistan.
You know, the one right next to Tashkent?
Thaat's the one.
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One of the "stan" lands located in central Asia made up of primarly followers of Islam.
I was born in Uzbekistan, but moved to Turkmenistan when I was 10 years old.
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A shitty country, located in Central Asia. It has no economy, no industry, no politics, just cotton fileds and cheap labor.
Uzbek chicks are somehow okay.
Dude #1: Yo, dude, I banged Zuhra yesterday in the cotton field.
Dude #2: No surprise, Uzbek chick are sooooo easy.
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A shitty country, located in Central Asia. It has no economy, no industry, no politics, just cotton fileds and cheap labor.
Uzbek chicks are somehow okay.
Dude #1: Yo, dude, I banged Zuhra yesterday in the cotton field.
Dude #2: No surprise, Uzbek chick are sooooo easy.
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A country full of assholes who are south-west of the greatest country in the world, mighty Kazakhstan.
The average Uzbekistani not worthy of bite my sister's asshole! Fuck you and get AIDS!!!
Uzbekistan have inferior potassium. Motherfuckers!
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