What is Uzmper?
A VERY GOOD LOOKING TEENAGER, MASTER OF THE ARTS OF MUFF WELDING, OH AND DIVING, LAR THINKS HE IS BETTER THAN THE SO CALLED UZMPER, BUT HE SHOULD THEN REALISE HE IS A FUCKING IDIOT AND THINKS HE IS MOER INTELECT THAN Peter.
You are a uzmper
I wish I was a uzmper
I am a uzmper