V

What is V?


1.

The 22nd letter of the alphabet.

"Okay class," said Miss Nogard. "Who can tell me the 22nd letter of the alphabet?"

"V," thought Rondi.

"V," thought Benjamin.

"W," thought Ron.

"V," thought Joy.

Miss Nogard called on Ron.

"W," said Ron.

"No, I'm sorry," said Miss Nogard. "The answer was V."

"She should have called on me!" thought Rondi.

"Ron's stupid," thought Joy.

"What an idiot!" thought Benjamin.

See w, u, c, b, f, Sam

2.

1. 22nd letter of the alphabet.

2. Biochemicalsymbol for valine.

3. Chemicalsymbol for vanadium.

4. Roman numeral rendered in Arabic numerals as 5.

5. Cool 1983 TV miniseries about an invasionof the Earthby aliens who are not as friendly as they at first appear.

6. Symbol of victory, used by the French resistancein the Second World War.

7. Main character in V for Vendetta, a graphic novelby Alan Moore, who dresses in a stylised Guy Fawkescostume and sets about tearing down the totalitarian government of Britain.

8. The same character as played by Hugo Weavingin the movie based on Moore's graphic novel.

9. Thomas Pynchon's first novel.

10. As the V sign, a hand symbol indicating either "we've got this under control" or "up yours", depending on the direction the palm is facing.

11. Sexual symbol; first letter of vulva or vagina, and the shape of the figure echoes the folds at the split in the groin. As related in the pop mystical tale of The Da Vinci Code, the letter is a symbol of the femaleprinciple or the womb, with an inverted V as that of the phallus.

12. With a full stop, informal shorthand for the word very.

13. Short for versus.

14. I could go on ...,

V. A very versatile letter.

See letter, victory, very, versus, five

3.

the area right above the crotch so when you wear low pants you can see two lines just below the stomache, slanting inward. You can see it on both men and woman but it's definately more common with men.

Pull up your pants man you can see your V!

See crotch, treasure trail, abs

4.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

See v, vendetta, v for vendetta, anonymous, miji

5.

the character in v for vendetta, a ninja type warrior who is fighting to defend freedom of speech

"v had to be the best character in that movie" said guy #1

"yeah he was 0wning those n00bs" said guy #2

See v!, murderer, hero, defendant, v-, unknown, motro

6.

In new york its slang for a car

"I just got in the V ima be there soon"

See car, whip, ride, v8, ny, new york, nyc

7.

A NZ energy drink, which is the same colour as cat piss, and has an indescribable taste. It's definately an accquired taste.

It sends guarana or caffiene sensitive people off their heads for hours.

Dude 1: "What have you got?"

Dude 2: "It's V, wanna try some?"

Dude 1: "Sure"

<dude 1 ends up laughing for 3 hours>


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