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The universal time that is set on verizon cell phones
Bob-"hey what time is it"
Jeff-"It's 5:45"
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(Noun) A penis shaped in a zig zag usually caused by having anal sex with a panda with hemroids.
For my birthday, your sister gave me a..
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A fat bastard that hangs around with an ass cobbler all day eating stinky mashed potato sandwhiches with mustard and moldy bread.
You m..
