What is Vacuum?
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(You're talking some woman up, and the convo runs a bit dry, so you turn on the vacuum:)
You: "Tell me about the best photograph you've ever seen."
Her: Huh?
You: ...
Her: ... (fidgeting)
You: ...
Her: Well, I saw one in a magazine once.
You: ... (cock an eyebrow)
Her: Well, I was flying home from Singapore and there was an article about Cambodia, and I was kinda bored, but then I turned to the second page and there was this woman staring back at me with the most incredible eyes, I had to stop myself from crying...
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A word that, mouthed, looks like "fuck you". Use if you want to mess with someone, or if you're too much of a wimp to say the real thing.
Check it out yourself. Get someone's attention and mouth "vacuum". Yay!
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Term made popular by Scary Movie. When a desperate loser with a small penis gets pleasure for the sucking power of a dust buster.
Patrick Valenti stuck his dick in a vacuum cleaner, desperate for a blow job!
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Something you use to suck up dirt or dust with.
I used the vacuum to clean the rug
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A vacuum is an empty space, which has no atmosphere nor anything. Our atmosphere applies pressure to our bodies (see
Did you know that out in space, theres absolutely nothing? It's called a vacuum!
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When someone is sucking up intensely to anyone in high power. Normally leads to eye rolling, and laughing.
Sorry, I left my book at home. I was studying all night.
Did you hear that? I think I here a Vacuum!
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Something that sucks up everything-see also Whore
SUCK IT!! Vacuum
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