Vacuum

What is Vacuum?


1.

In player parlance, it's a pushy technique used in making conversation with women where you ask an open-ended question and stubbornly wait for an answer. You don't say anything until she does, no matter what. You don't fidget, you don't laugh, you don't look apologetic or at all uncomfortable. Eventually, she will get uncomfortable with the vacuum, and fill it by answering your question, getting herself involved in the conversation.

(You're talking some woman up, and the convo runs a bit dry, so you turn on the vacuum:)

You: "Tell me about the best photograph you've ever seen."

Her: Huh?

You: ...

Her: ... (fidgeting)

You: ...

Her: Well, I saw one in a magazine once.

You: ... (cock an eyebrow)

Her: Well, I was flying home from Singapore and there was an article about Cambodia, and I was kinda bored, but then I turned to the second page and there was this woman staring back at me with the most incredible eyes, I had to stop myself from crying...

See player, game, conversation, kino

2.

A word that, mouthed, looks like "fuck you". Use if you want to mess with someone, or if you're too much of a wimp to say the real thing.

Check it out yourself. Get someone's attention and mouth "vacuum". Yay!

See fuck you, vacuum, screw, wimp, sad

3.

Term made popular by Scary Movie. When a desperate loser with a small penis gets pleasure for the sucking power of a dust buster.

Patrick Valenti stuck his dick in a vacuum cleaner, desperate for a blow job!

See scag

4.

Something you use to suck up dirt or dust with.

I used the vacuum to clean the rug

5.

A vacuum is an empty space, which has no atmosphere nor anything. Our atmosphere applies pressure to our bodies (see atmosphereand G-force) , but in a vacuum there is no such pressure, which would make your body "explode", as the inside of our body is built to match the same amount of pressure on the outside. If those to things doesn't collapse, we either imlode or explode. As you probably know, there isn't the mixture of oxygen, CO2 etc. out in space. Instead, there's a vacuum.

Did you know that out in space, theres absolutely nothing? It's called a vacuum!

See Evans

6.

When someone is sucking up intensely to anyone in high power. Normally leads to eye rolling, and laughing.

Sorry, I left my book at home. I was studying all night.

Did you hear that? I think I here a Vacuum!

See cleaning, suck up, v, clean

7.

Something that sucks up everything-see also Whore

SUCK IT!! Vacuum

See rar, simpson, fuck, whore, vacuum


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