Vacuum Guy/girl

What is Vacuum Guy/girl?


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The people you see in supermarkets that seem to think they exist in a vacuum and block the whole aisle, so transfixed by the products on the shelves.

You can sometimes pass by them after saying "excuse me" about the third time.

Guy 1: Dude, he/she sure was a vacuum guy/girl, what's so fascinating about the shampoo aisle anyway?

Guy 2: He/She sure was, he/she seemed genuinely amazed that a busy downtown store actually had other people in it.

See people, vacuum, annoying, habit, manners, vacuous


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