Vacuum Masturbation

What is Vacuum Masturbation?

When you use a vacuum's hose attachment to clean the body of the vacuum.

I had lots of fun sucking up the spider webs with Vacuum Masturbation

See vacuum, cleaning, spiders, shopvac, masturbation, masturbating, hose

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Dickronculous

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