What is Vacuum Position?
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A sexual position involving food. To prepare one must first set up a trail of food around the house, i.e. nuts, cheese squares, pretzels, small foods. then the male, grabs the girls legs, and does a wheel barrow, while you move around the house having sex, while the female, eats the food you have so kindly laid out for her whilst you move her about the house, like a vacuum cleaner.
"So I tried the Vacuum Position last night bro."
"Finally took my advice? what kind of food did you lay out"
"oh, I just let her eat the dog food that spilled. no big"
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