Vag Badger

What is Vag Badger?


1.

a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair

Do you stock something called a vag badger?

No, we just sell shoes.

2.

noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.

Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!

Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.

See badger, vag, meat, taco, pussy


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