What is Vag Badger?
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a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair
Do you stock something called a vag badger?
No, we just sell shoes.
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noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.
Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!
Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.
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Man who dodges or avoids quims, as prefers the bum love, AKA Homosexual or Gay man
Go fondle some cock yer big quimdodger!
See quim, g..
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NOTE: this definition applies to guys only (girls can't do a quiet piss)
when you aim your piss at a dry section of the toilet (us..
