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Euphemism for masturbation.
From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.
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A more honest name for the city of Orlando, Florida
Do you sell body armor? I have to go to Puerto Lando tomorrow.
See orlando, florid..
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When you dip your testicles in warm marinara sauce and insert them gingerly into a woman's mouth.
Guy 1: Thats sweet!
Guy 2: That..