What is Vag Pat?
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A congratulatory, over-the-pants pat on the vag of a female. Much like a pat on the bum, but much more demeaning.
Often used by douche bags who fake tan.
-"Yo, did you just see that guy vag pat his girlfriend?!"
-"I bet they only do anal."
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