Vag Pat

What is Vag Pat?

noun

A congratulatory, over-the-pants pat on the vag of a female. Much like a pat on the bum, but much more demeaning.

Often used by douche bags who fake tan.

-"Yo, did you just see that guy vag pat his girlfriend?!"

-"I bet they only do anal."

See douche bag, feminism, juice monkey, butt slap

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