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When you are piss drunk and a) can't control your actions or b) can't control what complete bullshit comes out of your mouth. ..
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When a male is having sex with his wife he tags his uncle Pete to join the fray.
Mary: Ohh John im almost there
Dookie: Hold on mary....
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When a ladies anus is hairy with peices of shit in it, and a man penetrates it anyway.
HE DEFINATELY GOT THE OL' RUSTY BURGER LAST..