Vaganus Edit Meaning

1.

(n) A condition that is caused through over penetration of the vagina and anus. As the activity persists, the two orifaces become one.

Ashley has a very large vaganus.

2.

When a small vagina is savaged by a penis of large girth (cockzilla), this causes the wall between the vagina and the anus to collapse. This creates one hole AKA Vaganus.

I tore that bitch a vaganus.

I'm sure she's got a vaganus.

This vaganus has an echo.

You could live in this vaganus.

See fanny, cunt, twat, minge, flaps, arse, anus, vagina, cock, cockzilla, clunge

3.

The sexual organs on a cheap ($30) blow-up doll, where from the vaginal flaps through to the anus is one entire hole.

Ohh Matt, I can see the tip of your penis foam through that plastic bitches vaganus flaps, you appear to have a bindieson it

See vaganus, flaps, blow up doll, vaginus

4.

The connection between the vagina and the anus. Mostly seen in porn.

Damn dude, i went right through the Vaganus!

Bro. I didnt wanna hear that.

See vagina, anus, sex, connection

5.

thing that happens when a really huge penis tears a fanny and in the words of the Spice Girls- two become oneeeee, forming a huge hole that you can probably climb inside and live a perfectly normal life

1) I wanted to take my Ak-47 and a selection of pills, cocaine and prostitutes on holiday with me so i hid them in my wheelchair bound gran's vaganus

2) Carl: "What's for tea tonight mum?"

Mum: "Vaganus dear, shall i save you the ovaries for your packed lunch tomorrow? you can take them to work love"

See vagina, anus, nigger, black, poo, shit, paedo

6.

Morpheme of the words 'Vagina' and 'Anus' to supplant other naming conventions for strange body parts (Like the Cloaca). Also used as an insult.

"That chicken layed an egg out of its vaganus."

"Don't be such a vaganus."

See vagina, anus, fanny, cloaca, arse

7.

n. An area of the female anatomy located between the vagina and the anus. The female equivalent of the "scranus".

I have quite the tickle on my vaganus.

I haven't shaved my vaganus since Nam.

See vagina, anus, akon