What is Vagenda?
1.
The organ women possess to forward their own agenda
Stay away from her son, she has a vagenda!
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2.
The schedule of events taking place in one's vagina.
"I've been trying everything to get with Ruth, but her vagenda's booked up for months."
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3.
A term used when the female in the relationship is primarily responsible for making plans and keeping the calendar for the couple or family.
Boyfriend/husband says to friend, "Dinner on Friday? I don't know if we already have plans or not. I'll have to check the vagenda."
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4.
your vagina's social agenda
That guy just made my vagenda.
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5.
1. when a girl decides on scheduled sex
2. Writting down on a callander when and how you have had sex
3. planned use of a girl's vagina
Mom: Christi, we need to talk
Christi: What now???
Mom: I was cleaning your room, and I found this - is this a vagenda?
Christi: So what? And besides, its not even mine!!!
Mom: Oh, honey, I just wanted to know if you wanted to see mine to see how to organize yours better!!!
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6.
A vagina with an agenda.
No, no. Imagine my chagrin when I found out it was an angry vagina. A vagina with an agenda. You know what that show (The Vagina Monologues) was in one word? Thats right, a vagenda.
7.
When a girl uses her obvious beauty to get her way or to score cash from an unsuspecting victim.
That girl has a serious vagenda.
